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If I was a profession I'd be: Butler for cool people. Like Sean Connery or Batman
If I was a country I'd be: Zanzibar
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: Dead Sea
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Reeses peanut butter cup
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: That building in the mountain. Petra. [link]
If I was a store I'd be: An Antique store
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Jessica Simpson.
If I was a bad habit I'd be: Knuckle Cracking
If I was a swear word I'd be: Dag nabbit
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Amaretto
If I was a disease I'd be: Assburgers
If I was a board game I'd be: Jumanji
If I was a feeling I'd be: Anxious/excited
If I was a president I'd be: Teddy Roosevelt
If I was a war I'd be: hmm.... Battle of Carthage
If I was a city I'd be: Pensacola
If I was a celebrity I'd be: Sean Connery, duh. Or Goldie Hawn.
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Not Colgate....something cooler. something different. Colgate is just the only brand i really know. Is Tidal one? Or trident....one of those idk
If I was a business I'd be: Insurance. Or Disney corp.
If I was a currency I'd be: Russian Ruble or ruple. however you spell it.
If I were a month, I'd be: April
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday. definitely wednesday. or maybe tuesday. one a' those.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 8 AM
If I were a planet, I'd be: Hmm... Saturn.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: An Otter
If I were a direction, I'd be: South
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: An ottoman
If I were a sin, I'd be: Pride
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Saliva
If I were a tree, I'd be: willow
If I were a bird, I'd be: mocking bird
If I were a tool, I'd be: Andy Dick
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: dandelion.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Overcast
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: violin. or pan flute.
If I were an animal, I'd be: mammoth
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: tomato. The spy of the food world. Is it a fruit pretending to be a vegetable? Or vise versa? The world may never know
If I were a sound, I'd be: Chimes
If I were an element, I'd be: Air
If I were a car, I'd be: The dog car from dumb and dumber
If I were a song, I'd be: "Make 'em laugh" -Singin' in the rain
If I were a book, I'd be: "Of Mice and Men" -John Steinbeck
If I were a food, I'd be: Spaghetti
If I were a material, I'd be: Faux fur
If I were a taste, I'd be: subtle mint
If I were a word, I'd be: chrysanthemum
If I were a body part, I'd be: Hair
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Content
If I were a shape, I'd be a: trapezoid
If I were a number, I'd be: 35
If I were a band, I'd be: Van Halen
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a mermaid

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